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I wouldn’t say I’m “unfit” but I don’t usually run… not unless there’s something with big teeth chasing me. However, exercise seems to be quite the tonic when it comes to staying alive and, as I’m not getting any younger or slimmer, I thought I’d better find another reason to get moving… since there aren’t many tigers in Essex. I had ENORMOUS fun on the mic at the #BillericaySoapBoxDerby at the weekend and it was great to see so many people came to support the event. It was immense fun to be in front of such an awesome crowd - we’ll work on that Mexican wave again next year! 😂 BREAKING NEWS: man has shave! That’s a wrap! Here’s my last witty ditty & my last link on Drivetime if ya missed it! The rumours are true… at the end of Feb I’ll be handing over the keys to Phoenix FM Drive. After over 370 odd shows behind the wheel the time has come to let somebody else take it for a spin. It’s been a difficult decision to make as the last few years have been an absolute dream but I hope you can join me from 3-6pm on Monday & Tuesday for my last two shows. I’ll be celebrating with a little reminiscing, one last witty ditty, the final Stylophone-in plus music from some of the 200+ guests I’ve had the privilege of meeting on the show! I’ll be saying lots of thank yous and sharing all of your messages about the show so if you’ve got any memories or comments, I’d love to hear them. I know @jobaileymusic will do a fabulous job when she takes the wheel on 1st March so don’t go changing your drivetime plans! 📻 I’ll be live every Thursday from 1-3pm with a brand new weekly show on @phoenix98fm #TheNeverEndingStory plus reinstating The #AsYetUntitledRockShow too! A massive heartfelt thanks to everyone who’s been a part of Drive; guests, listeners and friends. I hope you’ll come with me for the next chapter too where our never ending story goes on! ❤️ We’re doing our own RUSH HOUR CRUSH ❤️ today on @phoenix98fm - send us your anonymous messages to radio@phoenixfm.com & I’ll share ‘em LIVE! 📻😍 It’s not often a man leaves behind a positive lasting legacy that you can smell. Didn’t get a birthday photo so thought I’d recycle one from a couple of years ago! 😂 Thank you all so so much for your love, kind messages and good wishes - you’re totally awesome! ❤️ I’m eternally chuffed to know so many lovely people and I hope you and me can celebrate getting a year older together very soon! 🥳🍻🥂🍾 Thanks everyone xxx HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 🎉 Here’s hoping 2023 is filled with love, laughs and good times! 🥳 Over the next three days I’ll be looking back over a few highlights from 2022 including some of my favourite live sessions, interview snippets, singles, EPs, albums & movies Had loads of fun MCing the stage at Billericay Christmas Market today! 🎄 So nice to see the whole community out in force and thanks for all your dancing, singing, cheering, shouting, clapping and Mexican-waving! 👏🏻 This year’s live acts were AWESOME! @funkyvoices @rock_choir @republicfunctionband @cockneytreble 🤩 #billericay #essex #christmas #xmas #local #events @phoenix98fm #internationalmensday Had great fun at @themercurymall today representing @phoenix98fm - took over a shop, stuck a stage in and everybody rocked the roof off! Big shoutout to @nataliebays @clairemorph @thehermitclub Kev & everyone involved for organising such a top show & everybody who performed too #YouRock 🤘🏻 I had the best job in the world yesterday when @rosey_roisin brought her guitar to @phoenix98fm for a live acoustic session! She was awesome, obviously, and you can hear it all again at Phoenix FM .com 📸🕺📻 Had another awesome night out at @hotboxliveevents seeing @rosey_roisin @katyforkings & @jackbrowningartistmusician light up the room with musical magic! World class, all three of them! 🤩 Such an awesome venue too - shoutout to @freya.fotos for the epic lighting and great hanging out with @andrew_gardener02 and @martin.jeffries74 too!

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