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#internationalmensday A year ago today I released my first ever short story, Under The Clock. A war time love story set in a Cornish village called Lostwithiel. A few months ago I went there and saw the all important train station… it was EXACTLY as I’d imagined it! Had great fun at @themercurymall today representing @phoenix98fm - took over a shop, stuck a stage in and everybody rocked the roof off! Big shoutout to @nataliebays @clairemorph @thehermitclub Kev & everyone involved for organising such a top show & everybody who performed too #YouRock 🤘🏻 I had the best job in the world yesterday when @rosey_roisin brought her guitar to @phoenix98fm for a live acoustic session! She was awesome, obviously, and you can hear it all again at Phoenix FM .com 📸🕺📻 Had another awesome night out at @hotboxliveevents seeing @rosey_roisin @katyforkings & @jackbrowningartistmusician light up the room with musical magic! World class, all three of them! 🤩 Such an awesome venue too - shoutout to @freya.fotos for the epic lighting and great hanging out with @andrew_gardener02 and @martin.jeffries74 too! Went for a walk in the woods all by myself today (sounds weird now I’m saying it) 🤔 I had the BEST time seeing the utterly brilliant @sophiegriffithssinger @katyforkings & @charliejpittman at @thegraceldn 🤩 It was so awesome to hear a room full of people singing along too and our @phoenix98fm local superstars did us all proud! 🥹 Great fun dancing with @jobaileymusic & @andrew_gardener02 too! 🕺 Had a jolly good explore and catch up in the Lake District last week. I walked up a lot of hills… and definitely didn’t fall down any of them! RIP Queen Elizabeth II Unbelievably, my little book is still NUMBER TWO in Amazon’s “Hot New Releases” in British Poetry! As a great man once said… OK this is getting RIDICULOUS! 🤩 Wow!! Thank you so much to everyone who’s downloaded my little poetry book today - you’re all incredible! Hopefully you won’t all need a refund! 😂 Get it while it’s hot 🔥 #linkinbio @mungalofish It’s out now!! 🥳 My new poetry book “Also In The News” hits the headlines and the virtual shelves TODAY! 📚 This collection includes poems such as Bratwurst vs Cumberland, Fool Of The Nile, War Of The Flies, Silenced By The Lambs, The Curious Case Of A Sandwich In Space and Southend City plus a load of others inspired by more of the craziest headlines. In 2021 my first poetry book went viral. In March 2022 I released the anniversary edition along with the launch of my own publishers. On Monday, I’ll be releasing my next poetry book and hopefully the first of many exciting things to come from @mungalofish! Give the page a follow! Had a great time dancing and singing all day/night to @simplemindsmusic @bigcountryofficial @rjobbo @theskidsofficial @hueandcryofficial @joannaedenmusic at @heritageliveconcerts in Audley End yesterday! Awesome event and great to relive some magical musical memories - also loved seeing one of my fave @phoenix98fm guests @sarahbrownvocal smashing it out the park! 🤩 Come back soon! #heritagelive

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